Do your kids seem to exist on air alone?

Do you ever wonder how you got to this point of cooking two separate meals? Every. Single. Meal. And if that’s not bad enough, if everything is not perfect (the right brand, the right shape, the right tenderness or crispiness, the right temperature, the right color, the right ____________ fill in the blank) with said food, the WORLD MAY END—meaning they aren’t going to eat it anyway.